Saturday, February 16, 2013

Time for a name change?


This Blogspot (AKA Blogger) blog is in great danger of being deleted by the cloud computing masters, internet kill switch, or "cyber-9/11," so there can be no doubt that it is time to transfer to a new platform.  If any of you readers have suggestions for what host to move to, I'd love to hear them.  (leave a comment below)

However, I think it might be time for a name change as well.  I think I'll change it to "Lonely Light Blog."  Why?  Because I'm pretty sure I'm the only one here.  Love is fake because people are fake - they're essentially robots playing out their programming.  People respond to me in EXACTLY the way I expect them to, and in no other way.  It's getting really, really boring.  I only have me.  I'm the only one here, and everyone else is just a boring-ass character in my dream.  (The point of lucid dreaming is, of course, to come to this realization in waking life.)  If I ever find another sovereign soul on this planet, I'll let you know.  In an ultimate sense, I think we are all sovereign souls and have a choice to make in every moment.  But I'm speaking here of functional sovereignty.  Andrew Norton Webber talked about this problem in this presentation:

"First Ever UK Distilled Waters Conference, Clapham, South London, 20/10/2012" - Andrew Norton Webber 

Another way of looking at it:

"...it is not necessary to have a thorough understanding of a subject in order to be able to form one's own judgment - although the exact opposite is always being claimed."

"Most scientists are trained to become willing partners of business and the technocracy.  They think far too little about whether their work upholds responsibility toward biological life and toward the future...These scientists mistake their frog-in-the-well outlook for a valid worldview.  Specialists are needed whose vision is not narrowed by specialized knowledge and dependency relations, and who are capable of providing the basis of expertise for interdisciplinary thinking within the framework of ecological consciousness."

     - Ralph Graeub, The Petkau Effect: The Devastating Effect of Nuclear Radiation on Human Health and the Environment


 

"The human spirit is incredibly powerful, and anybody that says we're powerless against this and we can't do anything [frog-in-the-well outlook] - that's a lie from the Pit of Hell, and that's what the establishment wants us to think."

      - Michael Murphy









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ROGER:  "This isn't about you and me.  I think that given enough time you could revitalize this tired organization - lead us all boldly into a new era."
 


BEN:  "I didn't know you felt that way.  In fact, there were even times when I felt ignored."
 


ROGER:  "Never ignored - never.  But there are men - powerful men - who have watched you with jealous, fearful eyes.  They would have me cast you into the wilderness - a lonely light wandering in a dark world."





CTRL+click to watch in a new tab!

"Documentary" - Kids In The Hall


For more about my documentary,


[see post "Chemtrail music!"].




"...jealous, fearful eyes."





For more information about the IAO, TIA and more,




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Monday, February 4, 2013

Before and After

This will be a little bit like Wheel of Fortune.  You can play along.  If you understand one or more of my jokes, or want to add one of your own to the list, feel free to leave a comment below.


1.  Sexual harassment panda chest

     B.S.S.Pawlowski - you know who you are

2.  Booty Call of Duty

     [see post "KGH, my evil twin"]

3.  Little Philosopher's Stone

4.  Vega GT's Kombucha

     [see post "Kombucha is an F-bomb!"]

5.  Fermented cod liver oil pulling

6.  Now You're A Manny Coon
Tit-tit-tittahs!

7.  Vulgar herd immunity

8.  The family unit circle


original video here.







"...couples at antique markets talking about the family unit, the family unit, the family - SHUT UP!"







[under construction]


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Sunday, February 3, 2013

Propaganda

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Two Days Before the Day After Tomorrow

Watch here:

http://www.streamsouthpark.com/episodes/stream_south_park_season_9/stream-two-days-before-the-day-after-tomorrow/


This episode is almost identical to South Park S13E14: "Pee".


[see post ""Eat the banana or we have to put you down!""]


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Friday, February 1, 2013

What to do if you suspect your Christian friend Aaron Jon Broich from Corvallis, OR might be a Satanist


STEP 1:  Tell Aaron not to visit you.


STEP 2:  Tell your friends!


STEP 3:  Write an article about why, specifically, you suspect that your friend might be a Satanist:


NOTE:  I do not think it is extremely likely that Aaron is actually a practicing Satanist. 



Nevertheless, I don't feel comfortable around him and I've recorded some of my bizarre reasoning for this below.

Yesterday my friend Aaron said on the phone that he could "come over at 6:00" and "bring some chard."

A 6:00 alarm bell rang in my head. I felt a tingling sensation between my eyebrows when Aaron said that about coming over at 6:00 and bringing chard.

[see article "MariNoia, Vol. VII: What to do if you suspect your MMJ grower might be a Satanist"]

He didn't say "Swiss chard" but I made that connection myself.

And I filtered what Aaron said through my paranoid brain and thought that what he was really saying was that he was possessed by the Devil and was planning, somehow, to rape me when he came over to my place.

I told him, "You're coming over at 6:00 and you're bringing chard?  Don't you mean you're coming over at 666 o'clock and bringing Swiss chard (Swiss has three letters "s") so you're bringing SSS Chode over here to rape me?  Satan's penis?"

You would think that such a question would make Aaron laugh if I were wrong in my ass-ump-shun.  The Aaron I know would burst out laughing at that if it really were as preposterous as it sounds.  But he didn't laugh.  He got angry, and then said that wasn't true, and angrily told me that I needed to "crack the Book of John."  I again felt that I heard a hidden message in this statement, and interpreted it to mean that he wanted to crack the butt of John (which is my name) (I'm Butters). 

[see post "Why I think people want to rape me"]

I told him I didn't want him to come over.  He pretended not to hear what I had said, told me he needed to go, and hung up.  It was only because I then called many of my friends and one of them called him that he did not come over to my place.

(I'm either really paranoid or really perceptive this time, folks.  My funny feeling about Sun Shine Sweet Sativa (Sunshine Sweet Sativa - SSS) served me right with that marijuana grower - I was right that time, even though I thought I was paranoid when I first had that funny feeling.  I certainly could be paranoid in this instance (I even think I probably am) but I have to at least record my feeling on this chard situation even if it's wrong.)

If you never listen to your gut (or butt) feelings, how will you know how accurate they are?

But you guys need a little bit more context to understand why I connected "chard" with "chode"


Please watch this episode of South Park:

(Pay particular attention to the part where Randy Marsh opens the door for Chad/Thad, the UPS man, who is "fucking everyone's wives.")

http://www.watchsouthparkonline.net/season-16/episode-10-insecurity/

In my humble opinion, Chad's very name is a penis joke - it sounds like chode, shaft, and also chard.



 
And when he said that I should "crack the Book of John" he wasn't really talking about the Book of John.  He was talking about cracking my ass "BO-OK" - the letters 'O' look like butt cheeks.

I know that's a "stretch" but I also know to listen to my gut and my heart.

(I've been looping my own urine and my ear chakras are opening to intuitive messages! - see post "Water Of Love")
 


STEP 4:  Comic relief!

If anything, Satan's penis has got to be called the SSS Chode - it is almost a nautical name.

My evil twin Kenan says that his penis is called The Enterprise, another nautical name.  He is for the New World Order, and so I suspect he may be a Satanist.  He hinted that something like 1/100 people practice Satanism, or at least know something about it.

[See article "KGH, my evil twin"].


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What to do if you suspect your father might be a Satanist




"I don't get headaches - I GIVE headaches."

- Darth Patron




I suspect my father may be a Satanist because of his liberal use of the "Hook 'em Horns" hand sign.


 People only believe the Wikipedia version of events, so read the following articles:





"Hook 'em Horns" = "Sign of the Horns"


Note: I don't think it is actually very likely that he is a practicing Satanist - I consider it more likely that he is just an unwitting UT fan/lover of the State of Texas.  That being said, there are subtle signs that point towards possible involvement in secret societies, and I cannot trust this person any longer.

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On the morning of Saturday, February 2nd, I called my father on the telephone with the distinct purpose of asking him if he was a Satanist.  He said hello and told me he was enjoying walking the dog on a Sunday morning.  I knew it was a Saturday morning, so I thought this was exceptionally peculiar.  My roommate later suggested to me that he had answered thusly, and had said it was a Sunday, because he was actually in Australia (the time difference).  This reminded me of Rupert Murdoch, since I had previously said that R.M. was probably in Australia drinking babies' blood when he stumbled on Gotye and decided to make a new star.

[see post "OncoMemes"]
 

Later in the conversation, I popped the question and asked him if he was a Satanist and explained why I was suspicious.  He did not give any sort of straight answer at all.  He did not say, "Yes."  He did not say, "No," which would have been unconvincing, since Satanists have no trouble lying - they only have trouble getting away with their lies...

Instead of answering directly, he scoffed that he could be an alien and said that he was "a snake in that chair".  I stood up from my own chair and asked which chair he was talking about and what he meant by that.  He said that he was looking at a chair where he was but did not explain what he meant when he said that he was an alien and a snake in the chair.

All this snake and alien talk reminds me very much of my evil twin Kenan G. Heppe's story of being a reptilian shapeshifter being from another planet.  (It also fits with David Icke's model of the universe)

[see post "KGH, my evil twin"]



I think the ET reptilian shapeshifter story is very likely a device that people on the inside of secret societies like the Freemasons, Rosicrucians, Illuminati, Alchemists, etc. use to manipulate and confuse/deceive their victims/muggles. 

But I think the reptilian shapeshifter story may in some senses be an analog for the truth.  A "reptile being from another planet" is similar to "the Kundalini 'serpent'" from another chakra (each chakra is like a planet unto itself that receives Light from the Sun (Sol)).  

Later in our conversation, my father also declared that ALL of my conspiracy theories were one big delusion.

Since I know that at least some of my conspiracy theorizing is based on fact, I have lost ALL trust for this person.

Others make liberal use of this hand sign also, including the Windsor-Bush family.  But it's actually a Satanic gesture, not just "[Happy] Go [Lucky] Longhorns!"  No joke!

Pretty sneaky...
 
("Hook 'Em" approximately equals "Fuck 'Em")


"Fuck the muggles," that is.  (George Bush's motto?)


It's too bad we don't have a picture of him with the Satanic gesture in one hand and the middle finger in the other...

   That looks innocent...

NOT! 


Other Berlusconi gestures... 

 







 [these pictures of Berlusconi doing strange hand symbols come from this article: http://www.vanityfair.com/politics/features/2011/07/silvio-berlusconi-201107]


 Yet another version of the Satanic gesture:
 



Walter Cronkite, the "most trusted man in America" was the voice for Moloch the Babylonian owl god at Bohemian Grove.

"most trusted man in America"



To learn more about the strange mystery-religion rituals of the elites, and for more information about Bohemian Grove,




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Is Jesus a disinfo agent?

U.T.



U.T. doesn't really stand for University of Texas so much as it stands for Urine Therapy.

[see post "Water Of Love"]








Well, if you bleed burnt orange, maybe it is time for some Chipotlaway!
 

Watch clip here!








If you start them out when they're young...
 


There's no telling how much burnt orange they'll bleed 15 years later...



Don't get hooked by these horns!




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MariNoia, Vol. VII: What to do if you suspect your MMJ grower might be a Satanist


STEP 1:  Tell your friends!  Call as many people as you can, and explain to them why specifically you think your medical marijuana grower might be a Satanist.


STEP 2:  Write an article about it!  (Feel the fear, and do it anyway!)


[under construction]


Around three months ago, I met a grower in Corvallis (let us call him Jimmy Dean for the purposes of this article, though that is not his real name) and reimbursed him for a bag of bud.  I met him again about two weeks later, for the second time, and he had a strain for me to try called "Sunshine Sweet Sativa".

When I got home, I looked at the bag of Sunshine Sweet Sativa, and noticed that he had spelled it "Sun Shine Sweet Sativa" - four words.  Personally, if I had written that strain name on the bag, I would have written 'Sunshine' as one word.  I thought this was peculiar, and so I took notice of it at the time.  I thought to myself, If he had written it out as three words, it would have been Sunshine Sweet Sativa, or SSS.

At that time I thought, "SSS is like 666 - the number of the Devil," and thought maybe I should be on the lookout for such things, since I had very recently become aware that many people in high governmental positions practice strange mystery-religion rituals including Satanism.

At the same time, however, I thought, No, I must be a little paranoid or something.  I'm probably reading into it too much.  But the fact that my evil twin Kenan G. Heppe had implied in a conversation that about 1 in 100 were Satanists made me consider that my gut feeling should be remembered for later, even though I thought it was unlikely that it was rooted in reality at that time.

I noticed immediately that the Sunshine Sweet Sativa smelled almost exactly like Shishkaberry/Snow Trek, my favorite strain and the one that helps my migraines the most.

In fact, I would have to try them side-by-side in order to determine which I like best.

They could be the same strain by a different name.

For more about Shishkaberry/Snow Trek,


[see post "MariNoia, Vol. I: Personal account"].


Johnny D. told me that Sunshine Sweet Sativa was an old strain that went back to the sixties - and that it was mentioned in a Beatles song.  I didn't recall any Beatles songs by that name or with lyrics of that sort at all.  I looked online for Beatles songs, and any songs, with lyrics like that and was unable to find anything.

About two weeks ago, Johnny texted me,


     "I'm making brownies today.  U want some?  How is that, sss?"


I thought it was very strange that he would refer to Sun Shine Sweet Sativa as "sss," since he had spelled it with four words.

Since he had recently given a sample of some hashish made from Sunshine Sweet Sativa, I told him that I can't have chocolate or sugar because of my migraines, but that the hash was good.

I told him that I could find no song, Beatles or otherwise, that mentioned Sunshine Sweet Sativa at all.

So he texted me,


     "Try daydream believers"


I "Googled" that and found that there was a song called "Daydream Believer" by the Monkees.



CTRL+click to listen in a new tab:


"Daydream Believer" - The Monkees 


Lyrics:


Chip: 7A
Davy: What number is this Chip?
Chip & Other 3 Monkees: 7A!
Davy: Ok, don't mean to tell me excited man, cause I'm sure I know.


[Music starts]

Oh, I could hide 'neath the wings
Of the bluebird as she sings.
The six o'clock alarm would never ring.
But six rings and I rise,
Wipe the sleep out of my eyes.
My shavin' razor's cold and it stings.

Cheer up, Sleepy Jean.
Oh, what can it mean.
To a daydream believer
And a homecoming queen.

You once thought of me
As a white knight on a steed.
Now you know how happy I can be.
Oh, and our good times starts and end
Without dollar one to spend.
But how much, baby, do we really need.

Cheer up, Sleepy Jean.
Oh, what can it mean.
To a daydream believer
And a homecoming queen.
Cheer up, Sleepy Jean.
Oh, what can it mean.
To a daydream believer
And a homecoming queen.

[Instrumental interlude]

Cheer up, Sleepy Jean.
Oh, what can it mean.
To a daydream believer
And a homecoming queen.


[Repeat and fade]



 
Notice the diction that is used in "Daydream Believer" - they pronounce "six o'clock" very specifically.


...

Definition of DICTION

1
obsolete : verbal description
2
: choice of words especially with regard to correctness, clearness, or effectiveness
3
a : vocal expression : enunciation
b : pronunciation and enunciation of words in singing 

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Why did the Monkees make such a big deal of the NUMBER before the song started?
Because it is a clue to folks like me who do lyric interpretations:
It was a clue to listen to the numbers in the song.  What number is mentioned in the song, and how many times?  
The only number that is mentioned in the song is the number six, and it is mentioned three times.  
The number six is mentioned twice explicitly in the lyrics, and once implicitly.  The third six is found in the diction - in the precise way the Monkees pronounce the phrase "six o'clock" from "the six-o-clock alarm would never ring."

They don't prounounce it "six-uh-clock".

The pronounce it "six-sih-clock".

The only connection between Daydream Believer and Sunshine Sweet Sativa is the number 666 and the letters SSS.

Also take note that Davy Jones (one of the Monkees) is a name for the Sailor's Devil.

There are other reasons to suspect Johnny of being a Satanist.

When I went out to dinner with him perhaps three weeks ago, he seemed to know that I was starting urine therapy and having trouble looping it, though I had not mentioned it.

When I asked him if he knew of any good books about growing marijuana, he told me at the table,

"You don't need to do any more reading.  You've done enough reading!  I learned about the money system from the Jewish money lenders.  They told me that book learning isn't helpful - it takes experience to know the ropes."

(this is paraphrasing - I don't remember the exact wording)

And he kept raising his eyebrows and giving me a funny look as if making a double entendre, repeating over and over again,

"You just have to jump into the water."

[see post "Water Of Love"].


He also told me that he basically knew that I have a terrible relationship with my father, even though I had not mentioned it, and gave advice.

Johnny also seemed to "know" about my one romantic relationship.  The lyrics to "Daydream Believer"  are highly synchronistic. 

...

Here is an anonymous interpretation of "Daydream Believer" from Lyricinterpretations.com:



I think this song is about a pair of newlyweds who are just starting to deal with everyday life together.

The husband, the narrator of the song, is a "daydream believer," which means he's a starry eyed romantic, while his bride is a wholesome, beautiful girl-next-door type (the kind of girl who gets elected "homecoming queen" at American high schools").

As the alarm clock goes off, he and his bride are waking up on an ordinary morning. He gets out of bed, gets washed and starts to shave.

He's telling his bride, "We used to idealize each other. You thought of me as your knight in shining armor, and I thought of you as Miss Perfect. But now that we're living together every day, you're seeing the real, ordinary, everyday me and I'm seeing the real ordinary you. And you know what? That's okay with me! The real me and the real you are going to be happy together... even though the honeymoon is now over, and we don't have two cents to our name!" 



My first soulmate (here I say 'first' because I'm trying to humor those of you that haven't ever had a soulmate relationship yet claim there is more than one for each person) married another man last July, and this "standard" lyrical interpretation of "Daydream Believer" fits perfectly with their current life situation.  No need to go into more detail than that.

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My grower, Johnny D., also mentioned that he has been an activist all of his life, and that he has grown marijuana for thirty years and never been busted.  He is also black.  These three things do not usually coexist.

Whoever heard of a black, life-long activist that has never been busted for growing pot in thirty years?!!!  The New World Order doesn't allow that!  Our government seems to hate black people, pot growers and activists!  But all three in one guy?

He also told me that he was one of the young children sprayed with firehoses back in the sixties when there was segregation, and that he was also thrown in jail at age eight for protesting!  He said that he could show me an article with his picture to prove it.

My experience with the song "Daydream Believer" by the Monkees is not pleasant.  I woke up with this song looping in my head at exactly six o'clock one morning about two weeks ago, and had to throw up right away, projectile-style.  I have had thousands of migraines in my life, but have only thrown up from them about half a dozen times.

The funny thing is that I was taking puffs off my vaporizer to combat the nausea as soon as I was out of bed, but that didn't keep me from throwing up (it usually does)!

Also, that morning, my roommate's alarm clock did not go off at 6:00 AM as he had programmed it to do:

"The six o'clock alarm would never ring."


So if you're about to ask, "Why'd you puke that morning, John?" my answer might be,

"The Devil made me do it."



STEP 3:  Make jokes!  Comic relief is important.


Please watch this highly relevant sketch:


"In Search of Pot" - Kids In The Hall



For those of you that are too deaf to hear the dialogue and too blind to read it (I'm spoon-feeding you):

Open your eyes and ears!

Numbers are significant.  That's why they call them significant digits.

("I vote with my dollars - they're called dollar votes." - Bruce McCulloch, Kids in the Hall: "The Bill" - watch here)

333 is one half of 666.  That's significant, and that's why it was in the sketch:


BAUER:  I was just wondering if you know where I could get some ulcer medicine...


COP:  "Well, I, uh, hear there's a pharmacy (winking) at 333 River Rd. Don't tell anyone I told you here."



I don't want to trade my lucky jacket - whatever that may be - to the Devil, so it looks like I'll have to find a different grower who it not involved with 666.

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