Monday, January 7, 2013

Eggman...eggmen...WALRUS!


CTRL+click to watch in a new tab:
"I Am The Walrus" - The Beatles


Lyrics:

I am he as you are he as you are me
And we are all together
See how they run like pigs from a gun see how they fly
I'm crying

 

Sitting on a cornflake waiting for the van to come
Corporation teeshirt, stupid bloody Tuesday
Man you been a naughty boy. You let your face grow long
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen
I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob

 

Mister City Policeman sitting, pretty little policemen in a row
See how they fly like Lucy in the sky, see how they run
I'm crying, I'm crying
I'm crying, I'm crying

 

Yellow matter custard dripping from a dead dog's eye
Crabalocker fishwife pornographic priestess
Boy you been a naughty girl, you let your knickers down
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen
I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob

 

Sitting in an English garden waiting for the sun
If the sun don't come
You get a tan from standing in the English rain
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen
I am the walrus, goo goo goo joob goo goo goo g'joob

 

Expert textpert choking smokers
Don't you think the joker laughs at you? (Ha ha ha! He he he! Ha ha ha!)
See how they smile like pigs in a sty, see how they snied
I'm crying

 

Semolina pilchard climbing up the Eiffel Tower
Elementary penguin singing Hare Krishna
Man you should have seen them kicking Edgar Alan Poe
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen
I am the walrus, goo goo goo joob goo goo g'joob
 

Goo goo goo joob goo goo goo joob
Goo gooooooooooo jooba jooba jooba jooba jooba jooba
Jooba jooba
Jooba jooba
Jooba jooba 




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I recently learned that the walrus has a HUGE pineal gland.  Then I had an epiphany: perhaps walruses are especially mystical creatures.  Ha


Read here:

"THE PINEAL BODY (Epiphysis Cerebri) IN THE BRAINS OF THE WALRUS AND SEALS."

     - By Prof. Sir WILLIAM TURNER, M.B., LL.D., F.R.S.

http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC1288762/pdf/janatphys00128-0174.pdf





 
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CTRL+click to listen in a new tab:
"Mr. Sandman" - Chet Atkins
 
For more about the man that is sprinkling sand in our eyes,

[see post "Chemtrail music!"]




The sea was wet as wet could be,
The sands were dry as dry.
You could not see a cloud, because
No cloud was in the sky:
No birds were flying overhead--
There were no birds to fly.


The Walrus and the Carpenter
Were walking close at hand;
They wept like anything to see
Such quantities of *sand:
"If this were only cleared away,"
They said, "it would be grand!"


"If seven maids with seven mops
Swept it for half a year.
Do you suppose," the Walrus said,
"That they could get it clear?"
"I doubt it," said the Carpenter,
And shed a bitter tear.



     - Lewis Carroll


(full text here



"Bird in a flying cage you'll never get to know me well
     The world's my oyster a hotel room's a prison cell"
                                                                          
- Sting


"Saint Walrus"



What do you think Saint Walrus would say if he spoke English?

"I am he as you are he as you are me/And we are all together"





*brain sand - "corpora arenacea"
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Corpora_arenacea



For information on how to clear away that brain sand, see posts:





...

As with the other cryptic song I recently decoded in my article [""Canary in a Coalmine" 101"], I decided to email the finished product to none other than Tina Steerpike, of http://www.sting.com/help/index/.

email:  tina@steerpike.com

I attached a photo of Saint Walrus.

And this is what I said:


...

Subj. "Winter greetings from Saint Walrus!"



Hi Tina Steerpike!


"I Am The Walrus" by The Beatles - analysis here:


http://thecalmcanaryblog.blogspot.com/2013/01/eggmaneggmenwalrus.html

Enjoy!


John 



...


"Hey, you guys...you know what they call a Jewish woman's boobs?  Jewbs."

(alternate spelling:  "joobs")




Watch here:  "Jewbs [Cartman Joke]"


Full episode here


...
 

"Goo goo g'joob!"


Why does he close his eyes each time he emits this strange exclamation?  I suspect he is doing something with his third eye.  But maybe I'm just marinoid.  You tell me!  Feel free to comment below.

- THCalm Canary
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