Wednesday, January 23, 2013

Oz, Weil, and Mercola: The Deadly Doctors Trio

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I'm the toking, wizard-like antidote to the Doctors of Oz...  






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MACKEY:  "Stan!  Stan, mmkay, ABC called and Dr. Oz is suing you and our entire school!"
MACKEY:  "What are you gonna do?"

STAN MARSH:  "I guess...there's only one thing left for me to do."


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"Jackin' It In San Diego" from South Park S16E05: "Butterballs"


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Tuesday, January 15, 2013

Dr. Joseph Mercola, Angel of Death






Who is in control of your health?






Joseph Mercola, D.O., known for running mercola.com, which Wikipedia calls a "high-profile alternative medicine website," is actually an agent of the UN/NWO/WHO.


     pronounced "uhn - nWHOA - hoo"
         
              (sounds almost like a Native American word)



The UN/NWO/WHO are people who have UNlearned the kNWOing of WHO they are.


For evidence of Mercola's loyalty to the UN/NWO/WHO, please refer to the following:


1)  Mercola publishes disinformation against cod liver oil.

 [see post "Separating fact from fiction on skate liver oil"]

The first and most popular video that comes up when you do a Google video search or YouTube search for "cod liver oil" is Dr. Mercola's disinfo video, available here:
 




(Of course, the real answer is "yes," cod liver oil is an excellent and safe way to get vitamin D.  Don't listen to Mercola.  Cod liver oil has the perfect ratio of the three fat-soluble vitamins that are hard to get from other sources and must be taken together for best results: A, D, and K2.  Vitamin E also works with these three.  Taking cod liver oil is one of the very most important things you can do to promote good dental health.)



2)  Mercola publishes disinformation against distilled water.


[see post "Water Of Love"]


If you want a prediction from The Calm Canary, it is this: I will very likely soon discover another precious fluid that Mercola has conspired to write a disinformation article against.




"Why would you say such a thing, THCalm Canary?" you might ask.  "That sounds like a vape-dream - almost like something out of Dr. Strangelove.  You might not be smoking cigars, but you're one toke over the line, mister!"

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"One Toke Over The Line" - Brewer & Shipley






Answer from Darth Vapor/THCalm Canary:

Well, because it's all in the name: "Mer-cola" - it's sort of like Mer-Ka-Ba.  'Mer' means light.  LIGHT-cola.  What a cute fake name.  Am I suggesting that Dr. Mercola's last name is fake?  Possibly, yes.  But I think urine itself is best known as "Mer-cola": Light-cola.  (Sometimes it's frothy,  sort of like a soda pop).  Distilled water is a Light-cola in the sense that it can help to decalcify the pineal gland and help you to see the light that is your own soul.  DOCTOR "Mer-cola" EXISTS solely for the purpose of preventing the public from attaining the simple yet profound knowledge that distilled liquids are the secret of Alchemy!  Cod liver oil helps, too, since it has vitamin K2 and also vits. A and D (which all work together).  Vitamin K2 may be useful for regulating Ca and Mg metabolism (like boron) and key for dental health and bone health.  K2 can decalcify a stony pineal gland.  Fluoride calcifies the pineal gland, forming corpora arenacea - "brain sand".



As I said in the last post,


"If you want to fire up your Mer-Ka-Ba, don't listen to Mercola."



But there is also a dental health connection to be made here.  The UN/NWO/WHO seem to have an interest in keeping our teeth very unhealthy.  They encourage water fluoridation, which does not prevent cavities but does produce dental fluorosis and a host of subtler ailments,  they discourage drinking distilled water, and they produce disinformation literature designed to suppress the knowledge of healthy foods such as cod liver oilSupplementing with cod liver oil is one of the very best things a person can do for their dental health!  

If I had to guess, I'd say that the UN/NWO/WHO would very likely be interested in suppressing knowledge of other distilled liquids, as well.  

The distilled liquids are:

Precipitation (rain, mist, snow, dew, and fog), machine-made distilled water, vegetable and fruit juices, urine, blood, and raw milk.  

Perhaps this will explain certain practices of the elites (i.e. vampirism, brutally suppressing raw milk and forcing most of the population to drink pasteurized, corn-fed, hormone- and antibiotic-laden, nutritionally bankrupt skim milk which actually has a demineralizing effect on bone.)  

For more about the suppression of raw milk, and for pictures of the ceremony honoring the Queen Mother's milkman,



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Sunday, January 13, 2013

Separating fact from fiction on skate liver oil


[under construction...fact and fiction haven't been completely separated yet...fermenting...fermenting...]

 

COD liver oil is a very healthy food and everyone should consider adding it to their routine, *especially if they aren't eating about 3 ounces of liver once or twice a week in addition to their Paleo 2.0/Paleo Template lifestyle.

There are some people that think cod liver oil is not safe (i.e. Dr. Mercola).

In fact, in a noble effort to address some of the concerns and especially the entirely false claims made by opponents of cod liver oil (disinformation is not quite as rare as one might think...), Sally Fallon of Weston A. Price Foundation wrote this piece:

"A Response to Dr. Joe Mercola on Cod Liver Oil" - Sally Fallon, WAPF.

I think this was a very important (even a landmark) piece for her to write, since Dr. Mercola is very popular and has a wide influence and a large audience.

For more of Sally, and for information about soy prisons, [see post "The soy conspiracy"].

It is sad that Dr. Mercola chooses to write against CLO.  

Andrew Norton Webber says that Dr. Mercola is an angel of death and a servant of the UN/NWO/WHO.  As strange as it may sound, I tend to agree, since Mercola writes not only against cod liver oil, one of the healthiest traditional foods ever ever, but he also writes against distilled water.  The distilled waters are the secret of Alchemy.  [see post "Water Of Love"]  And you know what they say:

"If you want to fire up your Mer-Ka-Ba, don't listen to Mercola."

(Well, I don't think 'they' say that yet, but they will...)


Mer-Ka-Ba: "light-spirit-body"


Recommended article:



"Separating fact from fiction on cod liver oil" - Chris Kresser

  








Also see these excellent fish articles by Chris Kresser:

"The fish vs. fish oil smackdown"

"Is eating fish safe?  A lot safer than not eating fish!"



Whew...after that cod liver oil tangent, we can move on to the subject of this article:


Skate liver oil!


I want to be very clear that I am not certain that I can actually recommend taking skate liver oil, because of the possibility of bottom-feeder toxicity issues.  This possibility was brought to my attention by a naturopath friend, M.G.


But if I were going to try taking skate liver oil, I think it would very likely be Green Pasture brand.

Read about Green Pasture's Blue Ice skate liver oil product here:





 (For a larger view of this label, CTRL+click on each picture to open in a new tab, then press "CTRL+" to zoom in.  Alternatively, see a larger version of this label right here.)



David Wilcock seems to be a big fan of skate liver oil.


Check out this video:
"Fermented Skate Liver Oil - "Best Antioxidant known to Man"" - David Wilcock


Claiming that it only takes a little drop of the oil per day "on a piece on bread" to prevent dental caries is bold!

(Of course, because of Paleo 2.0/Paleo Template, I don't recommend eating bread, but let's look more into that drop of oil!)

He did not mention in the video whether he had ever taken the oil, or whether it was useful to him as a "psychic supplement" as he claimed.  He does seem to have good science backing him up, so I don't want to suggest that he is a snake-oil salesman (he's a skate oil salesman, haha).  But I am curious as to whether it worked for him.  On the other hand, it may not be something that he necessarily needs to open up his psychic faculties.  If he is already "opened up," so to speak, by other methods and/or for other reasons, then maybe skate liver oil wouldn't have an effect on his pineal gland.  Vitamin K2 influences Ca metabolism and would help to decalcify this gland, but if David Wilcock's pineal gland is already clear then maybe it wouldn't be worth it for him to take it as a "psychic supplement".  (However, it might still be worth taking for all of the other health benefits)

I also recommend a clip of David Wilcock talking about the pineal gland entitled "Health Consequences of Pineal Gland Calcification," and the full presentation that it comes from.

[see post "The pineal gland - "the pivotal mover of MS""]



...

UPDATE 6/1/2013:

I haven't learned much more about skate liver oil lately, but I have seen it recommended twice:

Chris Kresser has been recommending skate liver oil without releasing any disclaimer about toxicity issues.  Sarah Pope, chapter leader of the Weston A. Price Foundation and Healthy Home Economist, also recommends it.

In light of the fact that these two people recommend it, I would tentatively say that it is worth a try if you are an adult.  I might not give skate liver oil to a young infant, though, just in case there is something floating around in it.  Better stick with the CLO.

However, be warned that Kresser, Pope et al are not conspiracy theorists, so they may not be aware of the extent to which malice is organized in this world.





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*My source for this recommendation is none other than Chris Kresser, The Health Detective [see RHR show "Could Zinc-Copper Imbalance be making you sick?" at my article "Canaries in the Kitchen: Teflon Toxicosis"]

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Saturday, January 12, 2013

Canaries in the Kitchen: Teflon Toxicosis



"Teflon kills birds" - Environmental Working Group

"The Best (and Worst) Cookware Materials" - Chris Kresser

Also, please listen to this excellent Revolution Health Radio show with Chris Kresser called "Could Zinc-Copper Imbalance be making you sick?":

http://chriskresser.com/rhr-could-copper-zinc-imbalance-be-making-you-sick

     I recommend you listen to this multiple times - there is a lot of good material here.


...


Maybe those non-stick frying pans aren't such a great idea after all.

Apparently birds are more sensitive to inhaling teflon vapors than are humans.  So they are our 'canaries in the coalmine' in the realm of teflon exposure. 

This makes sense to THCalm Canary, since trees are more sensitive to exposure to low-dose radiation than humans are (they breathe so much more air).  They are our 'radiation canaries'.

[see post "The Fuku-fuck: From the Petkau Effect to Children Of Men"]

By the way, horses, along with dogs and other pets, seem to be more sensitive to fluoride exposure than humans.  They are our 'fluoride canaries'.

[see post ""Poisoned Horses" - a chronic fluoride poisoning documentary"]

Certain individuals (call us 'aluminum canaries') may be more sensitive/sensitized than others to microglial activation/neuroinflammation caused by inhalation of nanoscale alumina particles.  Some folks get the sneezes or 'allergies' on a heavy chemtrail spray day - my head usually hurts worse than average on a heavy spray day.

     First to fall over when the atmosphere is less than perfect

[see post ""Canary in a Coalmine" 101"]


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"Bull Balls"

[under construction]




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Friday, January 11, 2013

"Uncle John's Band"

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"Uncle John's Band" - Grateful Dead


Lyrics:



Well the first days are the hardest days, don't you worry any more,
'Cause when life looks like Easy Street, there is danger at your door.
Think this through with me, let me know your mind,
Wo, oh, what I want to know, is are you kind?

 

It's a buck dancer's choice my friend; better take my advice.
You know all the rules by now and the fire from the ice.
Will you come with me? Won't you come with me?
Wo, oh, what I want to know, will you come with me?

 

Goddamn, well I declare, have you seen the like?
Their wall are built of cannonballs, their motto is "DON'T TREAD ON ME".
Come hear Uncle John'n Band playing to the tide,
Come with me, or go alone, he's come to take his children home.

 

It's the same story the crow told me; it's the only one he knows.
Like the morning sun you come and like the wind you go.
Ain't no time to hate, barely time to wait,
Wo, oh, what I want to know, where does the time go?

 

I live in a silver mine and I call it Beggar's Tomb;
I got me a violin and I beg you call the tune,
anybody's choice, I can hear your voice.
Wo, oh, what I want to know, how does the song go?

 

Come hear Uncle John's Band by the riverside,
Got some things to talk about, here beside the rising tide.

 

Come hear Uncle John's Band playing to the tide,
Come on along, or go alone, he's come to take his children home.
Wo, oh, what I want to know, how does the song go. 




...


What could "Uncle John's Band" possibly mean?  Where do its lyrics come from?

http://wiki.answers.com/Q/What_is_the_meaning_of_the_lyrics_to_the_Grateful_Dead_song_Uncle_John%27s_Band_written_by_Robert_Hunter#

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uncle_John%27s_Band

     (Take special note of the "weasel words" section of the wikipedia article)




     It's a buck dancer's choice my friend; better take my advice.
     You know all the rules by now and the fire from the ice.




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"Buck  Dancer's Choice" - New Lost City Ramblers (1963)


Q:  "What're you doing?"

A:  "I'm spooning!"



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Robert Frost (1874–1963).  Miscellaneous Poems (1920).
2. Fire and Ice
(From Harper’s Magazine, December 1920.)

SOME say the world will end in fire,
Some say in ice.
From what I’ve tasted of desire
I hold with those who favor fire.
But if it had to perish twice,        5
I think I know enough of hate
To know that for destruction ice
Is also great
And would suffice.





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Buckdancer’s Choice

By James L. Dickey

  
 
So I would hear out those lungs,   
The air split into nine levels,
Some gift of tongues of the whistler


In the invalid’s bed: my mother,   
Warbling all day to herself
The thousand variations of one song;


It is called Buckdancer’s Choice.   
For years, they have all been dying   
Out, the classic buck-and-wing men


Of traveling minstrel shows;   
With them also an old woman   
Was dying of breathless angina,


Yet still found breath enough   
To whistle up in my head   
A sight like a one-man band,


Freed black, with cymbals at heel,   
An ex-slave who thrivingly danced   
To the ring of his own clashing light


Through the thousand variations of one song   
All day to my mother’s prone music,   
The invalid’s warbler’s note,


While I crept close to the wall   
Sock-footed, to hear the sounds alter,   
Her tongue like a mockingbird’s break


Through stratum after stratum of a tone   
Proclaiming what choices there are   
For the last dancers of their kind,


For ill women and for all slaves
Of death, and children enchanted at walls   
With a brass-beating glow underfoot,


Not dancing but nearly risen   
Through barnlike, theatrelike houses   
On the wings of the buck and wing.

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James Dickey, “Buckdancer’s Choice” from The Whole Motion: Collected Poems 1945-1992. Copyright © 1992 by James Dickey. Reprinted with the permission of Wesleyan University Press, www.wesleyan.edu/wespress.


Source: James Dickey: The Selected Poems (Wesleyan University Press, 1998) 


(full Buckdancer's Choice collection available here)

...

"How to Tap Dance the Buck and Wing"


...



Buckdancer's Choice (1965) is a collection of poems by James Dickey. It won the U.S. National Book Award for Poetry[1] Melville Cane Award in 1966.

The opening poem, "The Firebombing," relates a World War II pilot's memory of a night air raid on Beppu, Japan. The New York Times reviewer Joseph Bennett called it "one of the most important long poems written postwar."

In the poem "Buckdancer's Choice," the narrator listens as his mother, dying of emphysema in an adjacent room, whistles an old fiddle tune. The poem first appeared in The New Yorker for June 19, 1965, alongside "Hapworth 16, 1924", the last published story by J. D. Salinger.


...


http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1246881/Why-did-J-D-Salinger-spend-60-years-hiding-shed-writing-love-notes-teenage-girls.html



and

[see post "Water Of Love"]



...



     Goddamn, well I declare, have you seen the like?
     Their wall are built of cannonballs, their motto is "DON'T TREAD ON ME".






Read this: 

 http://constitution.org/abus/le/miac-strategic-report.pdf

http://www.infowars.com/man-detained-for-displaying-don%E2%80%99t-tread-on-me-bumper-sticker/


Watch this:

"Glenn Beck and Penn Jillette talk about the MIAC report implicating libertarians as possible members of militias and domestic terrorists"

Ron Paul to Glenn Beck "You are getting brave here" On Gadsden "Snake" Flag
  
Glenn Beck - FEMA Camps - "They're making me say this.. help!!!" 


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"Help me, Sharon!" from South Park S16E8: "Sarcastaball" 

(full episode available here)


...

For more information abour FEMA camps,



...

http://www.guardian.co.uk/media/greenslade/2011/jun/30/rupert-murdoch-newsinternational





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Monday, January 7, 2013

Eggman...eggmen...WALRUS!


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"I Am The Walrus" - The Beatles


Lyrics:

I am he as you are he as you are me
And we are all together
See how they run like pigs from a gun see how they fly
I'm crying

 

Sitting on a cornflake waiting for the van to come
Corporation teeshirt, stupid bloody Tuesday
Man you been a naughty boy. You let your face grow long
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen
I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob

 

Mister City Policeman sitting, pretty little policemen in a row
See how they fly like Lucy in the sky, see how they run
I'm crying, I'm crying
I'm crying, I'm crying

 

Yellow matter custard dripping from a dead dog's eye
Crabalocker fishwife pornographic priestess
Boy you been a naughty girl, you let your knickers down
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen
I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob

 

Sitting in an English garden waiting for the sun
If the sun don't come
You get a tan from standing in the English rain
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen
I am the walrus, goo goo goo joob goo goo goo g'joob

 

Expert textpert choking smokers
Don't you think the joker laughs at you? (Ha ha ha! He he he! Ha ha ha!)
See how they smile like pigs in a sty, see how they snied
I'm crying

 

Semolina pilchard climbing up the Eiffel Tower
Elementary penguin singing Hare Krishna
Man you should have seen them kicking Edgar Alan Poe
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen
I am the walrus, goo goo goo joob goo goo g'joob
 

Goo goo goo joob goo goo goo joob
Goo gooooooooooo jooba jooba jooba jooba jooba jooba
Jooba jooba
Jooba jooba
Jooba jooba 




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I recently learned that the walrus has a HUGE pineal gland.  Then I had an epiphany: perhaps walruses are especially mystical creatures.  Ha


Read here:

"THE PINEAL BODY (Epiphysis Cerebri) IN THE BRAINS OF THE WALRUS AND SEALS."

     - By Prof. Sir WILLIAM TURNER, M.B., LL.D., F.R.S.

http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC1288762/pdf/janatphys00128-0174.pdf





 
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"Mr. Sandman" - Chet Atkins
 
For more about the man that is sprinkling sand in our eyes,

[see post "Chemtrail music!"]




The sea was wet as wet could be,
The sands were dry as dry.
You could not see a cloud, because
No cloud was in the sky:
No birds were flying overhead--
There were no birds to fly.


The Walrus and the Carpenter
Were walking close at hand;
They wept like anything to see
Such quantities of *sand:
"If this were only cleared away,"
They said, "it would be grand!"


"If seven maids with seven mops
Swept it for half a year.
Do you suppose," the Walrus said,
"That they could get it clear?"
"I doubt it," said the Carpenter,
And shed a bitter tear.



     - Lewis Carroll


(full text here



"Bird in a flying cage you'll never get to know me well
     The world's my oyster a hotel room's a prison cell"
                                                                          
- Sting


"Saint Walrus"



What do you think Saint Walrus would say if he spoke English?

"I am he as you are he as you are me/And we are all together"





*brain sand - "corpora arenacea"
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Corpora_arenacea



For information on how to clear away that brain sand, see posts:





...

As with the other cryptic song I recently decoded in my article [""Canary in a Coalmine" 101"], I decided to email the finished product to none other than Tina Steerpike, of http://www.sting.com/help/index/.

email:  tina@steerpike.com

I attached a photo of Saint Walrus.

And this is what I said:


...

Subj. "Winter greetings from Saint Walrus!"



Hi Tina Steerpike!


"I Am The Walrus" by The Beatles - analysis here:


http://thecalmcanaryblog.blogspot.com/2013/01/eggmaneggmenwalrus.html

Enjoy!


John 



...


"Hey, you guys...you know what they call a Jewish woman's boobs?  Jewbs."

(alternate spelling:  "joobs")




Watch here:  "Jewbs [Cartman Joke]"


Full episode here


...
 

"Goo goo g'joob!"


Why does he close his eyes each time he emits this strange exclamation?  I suspect he is doing something with his third eye.  But maybe I'm just marinoid.  You tell me!  Feel free to comment below.

- THCalm Canary
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Alex Jones on Piers Morgan Tonight!


Watch here:

part 1:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AtyKofFih8Y
part 2:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tf-i3Y5iRYo


...


"Minstrel In The Gallery" - Jethro Tull



Lyrics:


The Minstrel in the Gallery looked down upon the smiling faces.

He met the gazes - observed the spaces between the old men's cackle.

He brewed a song of love and hatred - oblique suggestions - and he waited.

He polarized the pumpkin-eaters - static-humming panel-beaters - freshly

day-glo'd factory cheaters (salaried and collar-scrubbing).

He titillated men-of-action - belly warming, hands still rubbing on the

parts they never mention.

He pacified the nappy-suffering, infant-bleating one-line jokers - T.V.

documentary makers (over-fed and undertakers).

Sunday paper backgammon players - family-scarred and women-haters.

Then he called the band down to the stage and he looked at all the friends

he'd made.



[Instrumental]


The Minstrel in the Gallery looked down upon the smiling faces.

He met the gazes - observed the spaces in between the old men's cackle.

And he brewed a song of love and hatred - oblique suggestions - and he

waited.

He polarized the pumpkin-eaters - static-humming panel-beaters.


The Minstrel in the Gallery looked down on the rabbit-run.

And threw away his looking-glass - saw his face in everyone.

Hey!


He titillated men-of-action - belly warming, hands still rubbing on the

parts they never mention (salaried and collar-scrubbing).


He pacified the nappy-suffering, infant-bleating one-line jokers - T.V.

documentary makers (over-fed and undertakers).

Sunday paper backgammon players - family-scarred and women-haters.

Then he called the band down to the stage and he looked at all the friends

he'd made.


The Minstrel in the Gallery looked down on the rabbit-run.

And he threw away his looking-glass and saw his face in everyone.

Hey!

The Minstrel in the Gallery. Yes!

Looked down upon the smiling faces.

He met the gazes. Yeah!

Mm. The Minstrel in the Gallery





If you didn't like that, you might like this:

"Menstruation" - Kids In The Hall 



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Thursday, January 3, 2013

"Canary in a Coalmine" 101


A lyrical analysis of "Canary in a Coalmine," from Zenyattà Mondatta by The Police.




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"Canary in a Coalmine" - The Police


Lyrics:

First to fall over when the atmosphere is less than perfect
Your sensibilities are shaken by the slightest defect
You live your life like a canary in a coalmine
You get so dizzy even walking in a straight line

You say you want to spend the winter in Firenze
You’re so afraid to catch a dose of influenza
You live your life like a canary in a coalmine
You get so dizzy even walking in a straight line

Canary in a coalmine

Now if I tell you that you suffer from delusions
You pay your analyst to reach the same conclusions
You live your life like a canary in a coalmine
You get so dizzy even walking in a straight line

Canary in a coalmine

First to fall over when the atmosphere is less than perfect
Your sensibilities are shaken by the slightest defect
You live your life like a canary in a coalmine
You get so dizzy even walking in a straight line

Canary in a coalmine  



...


"Canary in a Coalmine" by The Police is, in my book, a song not actually so much about a literal canary in a coalmine as a song about another kind of 'bird' entirely - a Renaissance man that doesn't like flu shots.  While this song is not the primary song that the name of this blog came from, it is a close second.

Sometimes, artists hide the meaning of their art in obscure references or symbols and it is left up to us to find the hidden meaning.  There are countless thousands of poems, songs, paintings, etc. that I have come across, that I have been able to easily identify as art which has its meaning hidden under the surface.  I can immediately understand some fraction of these pieces.  But so far, it has been far less common for me to come to understand the hidden meaning of a piece of art over time.  That is: usually, if I don't get it right away, I never do.

But that seems to be changing lately.  I recently published an article which exhaustively explains the hidden meaning behind South Park S13E14: "Pee" - [see post ""Eat the banana or we have to put you down!""].

And in this article I hope to expose the meaning of the lyrics to "Canary in a Coalmine"!


The primary mystery of the song appears to be just who the subject is.

Let's start with  the first four lines:

     First to fall over when the atmosphere is less than perfect
     Your sensibilities are shaken by the slightest defect
     You live your life like a canary in a coalmine
     You get so dizzy even walking in a straight line

This could certainly be taken at face value - taken to mean that Sting is referring to a literal canary in a literal coalmine.  "First to fall over when the atmosphere is less than perfect," would definitely point to a literal canary as our first suspect.

But, as you might have guessed by now, that is not the conclusion that I have come to.

The first line caught my attention because of what I've been up to lately:

I've been experiencing daily migraines, which forced me out of my senior year of Biochemistry/Biophysics at OSU in October 2011.  I quickly lost my political virginity as soon as I was out of school, and so I started a blog to help others do the same more quickly, gently, and easily than I did.  I plan to release a documentary this year that will prove the existence of chemtrails - a vast, secret aerosol operation which Michael Murphy has covered the best so far with his documentaries.  [see post "Why in the World Are They Spraying? (Full Length Documentary HD)"].  I feel that it is my calling to finally prove to the masses that they are, for certain, being sprayed on a regular basis, and to vindicate every small child that has ever been hushed by a parent for talking about the white lines in the sky [ see post "69/Chemtrail music video!"].  So you might say that I have fallen "head over heels" for chemtrails. 

(UPDATE 3/5/2014:  I think Skull, the creator of the chemtrail music video "Cry Die" works for the Illuminati, as evidenced by the pyramid symbol on his shirt, and the destructive sound of his music and the ambiguous sound of his lyrics.

Ex: When Skull sings "I look up ta da sky," it really sounds like he is singing, "I work for the Dark Side.")

The primary substance that is allegedly being sprayed in this aerosol operation is aluminum oxide.  
I suspect that exposure to toxic metals from a host of sources (esp. Hg and Al in vaccines, Al in chemtrails, etc.) and the synergistic toxic effects of these metals with fluoride may be responsible for much of the illness I am suffering and working to recover from.  So do chemtrails make my migraines worse?  I assume that they must.  I am well aware that they exacerbate allergies and asthma massively and I have little doubt that nanoscale alumina particles from aerosol programs could increase microglial activation, neuroinflammation and glutamate toxicity, thus increasing my migraines, and increasing the symptoms of other people who have conditions that involve this process (ex: autism, Alzheimer's, Parkinson's, MS...).  [for more info on pathological microglial activation, see post "Vaccines are bad, mmkay..."]  Why shouldn't this be the case?  I've seen a paper that suggests we shouldn't use spray deodorants with aluminum-containing antiperspirants because of "brain access via nasal olfactory pathways".  [see post "Aluminum: A Neurotoxic Product of Acid Rain [and chemtrails]"].  Should we be concerned about this sort of Al brain access with chemtrails?  Well, yes, I think so.

So "First to fall over when the atmosphere is less than perfect" is a line that speaks to me directly.  I may be particularly sensitive to these metals and so I might be the first to fall over.


Now on to the second line:

     Your sensibilities are shaken by the slightest defect


Just as David Wilcock made the intuitive leap that TVG stood for "Time Vector Generator" I will make a rash intuitive leap here, and say that SSD doesn't really stand for Social Security Disability, but rather "shaken by the slightest defect".



But since there is another s - "sensibilities" we should consider that Sting is referencing the Devil with his alliteration: SSS-D.

UPDATE 3/5/2013:  Since I last wrote this article, I've been thinking up things that SSD could stand for.  Paul Gautschi might say that SSD stands for "strachy, stressed, and dehydrated"!  I would say that Champ Kind references SSD in Wake Up, Ron Burgundy: The Lost Movie (2004): "so I drove down to Mexico and shot some stray dogs."  It might even stand for "sold his/her soul to the Devil" or "sunny San Diego" or "sugary sports drinks."  Veronica might say, "Believe it or not, we share the same dream"  (after Ron asks her about her hopes, dreams, passions, a reference to HDPE, an abbreviation for the plastic bottles that are used as a weak sterilant today in the food chain - that is, maybe Veronica's real "hopes, dreams, and passions" were about having children....)

How can this possibly relate to the song?  Read on - we'll talk about the flu shot soon.

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Next:
  
     You say you want to spend the winter in Firenze
    

It is clear to me that "spend the winter in Firenze" is a euphemistic term for something else.  If you disagree, feel free to leave a comment below.  Anyway, "Firenze" [see Wikipedia article here for pronunciation] is a term for Florence, the birthplace of the Renaissance.  So, of course, this song (in my opinion) predicts the beginning of a Renaissance during wintertime.  And indeed, such a Renaissance is happening as we speak (this winter) and no Rockefeller Internet kill switch can stop it from happening!  [see post "Are you AOL or AWOL?"So "spend the winter in Firenze" is really a euphemism for "start a Renaissance"!

Will Corvallis be the birthplace of a new Renaissance?  

Next:

     You’re so afraid to catch a dose of influenza

 

(The following definition was pasted from the Merriam Webster website:  http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/dose)

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Definition of DOSE

1
a : the measured quantity of a therapeutic agent to be taken at one time
b : the quantity of radiation administered or absorbed
2
: a portion of a substance added during a process
3
: an amount of something likened to a prescribed or measured quantity of medicine <a daily dose of hard work> <a dose of scandal>
4
: a gonorrheal infection

Examples of DOSE

  1. I've been taking the same dose for five years.
  2. a large dose of vitamin C
  3. The drug is lethal even in small doses.
  4. a large dose of sugar
  5. a high dose of radiation
  6. Her parents hoped a daily dose of hard work would keep her out of trouble.
  7. He needs a good dose of reality.

Origin of DOSE

Middle English, from Middle French, from Late Latin dosis, from Greek, literally, act of giving, from didonai to give — more at date
First Known Use: 15th century

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So why would Sting use the word "dose" instead of something like "case"?  Because he wasn't talking about catching a case of the flu - he was talking about receiving a dose of flu vaccine.  Doses, by their very nature, are ALWAYS administered intentionally.  It makes sense if someone says "catch a case" or "take a dose" but "catch a dose" is a confusion of terms - something that might stick out as a clue to someone who is SSD - shaken by the slightest defect.  I am concerned about the dangerous ingredients in vaccines, especially the mercury, aluminum, MSG, cancer viruses (like SV-40), oil-based adjuvants such as squalene which was a cause of Gulf War syndrome (Dr. Sherri Tenpenny refers to them as a "time-release bioweapon", and behavior-modifying viruses.  And I am presently seriously vaccine-injured, as many people are.  So, as I have said before, "I would rather die with a chest full of lead than live with a head full of mercury and aluminum.  And I would rather die angry about the status quo than live a life of medically-induced apathy and chronic brain inflammation."  I would rather "bite the bullet" than "bite the [GMO] banana" [vaccine].  [see post ""Eat the banana or we have to put you down!""]


Next:
  
     Now if I tell you that you suffer from delusions
     You pay your analyst to reach the same conclusions

I have two therapists/analysts - one is a regular psychotherapist with Jungian tendencies and the other a full-blown Jungian analyst.  One of them thinks that I am delusional (because of my unrestrained conspiracy theorizing).  The other thinks I'm a lot like Linus Pauling.  [see post "Linus Pauling practiced urine therapy!"]  I have grammarian tendencies but no formal training.  So the whole song works for me.

Question:  What do you call a cross between an analyst and a therapist?

Answer:  An analrapist.  (thanks, Arrested Development!)


Check out this InfoWars article about the DSM-V:

http://www.infowars.com/psychiatry-goes-insane-every-human-emotion-now-classified-as-a-mental-disorder-in-new-psychiatric-manual-dsm-5/

And here is the LA Times article they reference:

http://articles.latimes.com/2010/mar/01/opinion/la-oe-frances1-2010mar01



"Our panel tried hard to be conservative and careful but inadvertently contributed to three false "epidemics" -- attention deficit disorder, autism and childhood bipolar disorder. Clearly, our net was cast too wide and captured many "patients" who might have been far better off never entering the mental health system."

- Allen Frances, chair of the DSM-IV Task Force 




I'm sure that the psychiatric profession would be eager to label conspiracy theorizing as a mental illness. 


I hope you have enjoyed your time here, and I hope this article clears up the meaning of the song.

- THCalm Canary


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