Monday, April 23, 2012

Golden Egg Award: "Everybody Is On Crack"



CTRL + click to listen here!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j9LcA67H78U

Lyrics:
Listen up everybody,
Let me get inside your mind,
You don't need marijuana,
To have a good time,
(No...)
You don't need ecstasy or booze,
Nothing like that,
All you need, all you need, all you need,
All you need, is a little bit of CRACK!

Everybody, is on crack!

(I love crack!)
You on crack! You on crack!
Everybody's loves crack!
Everybody - it's a matter of fact,
Your momma's on crack,
Your daddy's on crack,
(Oh, I love that crickity crack!)

(Love the crack!)


Everyone around the world,

Is your sister and your brother,
So let's all join hands,
And try to love one another,
You could make the world a better place,
We could get things back on track,
All we need is a little love,
And a WHOLE LOT OF CRACK!

(Mah crikity ba-bo-bickity crack!

Mah yummy yummy yum)

I got so much crack in my bones,

That my friends just call me Crack,
When I'm walking down the street they go "Hey Crack",
And I go "Hey Steve, what's goin' on?"
I got it in my heart,
And I got it in my socks,
When my woman and me are fighting,
I just give her a couple of rocks!

Everybody, is on crack!

(I love crack!)
You on crack! You on crack!
Everybody loves crack!
(Everybody's on)
Everybody - it's a matter of fact,
Your momma's on crack,
Your daddy's on crack,
That's why I love that crikity crikity crack crack crikity, bom-bom-ba-dickity love that crikity crack! It's a fact you gotta watch my back because I'm doin some... CRACK! I'm like Lojack, comin back for the crack. You know what I'm sayin? It's like, it's like, as a matter of fact I'm stacked to the back with the crack, you know what I'm sayin?

Are you feeling lonely...?

CRACK!
Are you feeling scared, and depressed...?
CRACK!
Don't feel like dancin...?
CRACK!
What you need is what I love and what I love is what you need it's CRACK!

What you need is what I need and what I need right now is a little bit of crack!


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Thanks for the hints, Matt and Trey! 

I think they sing this song at the Christmas Eve party at the CIA!

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