Friday, March 27, 2015

Secretary Not Sure

"I ain't never seen plants grow out of no toilet!"

"Hey, that's pretty good.  Are you sure you aren't the smartest guy in the world?"


"He tried taking water from toilets, but it's Secretary Not Sure who finds himself in the toilet now.  And as history pulls down its pants and prepares to lower its ass on Not Sure's head, it will be Daddy Justice who will be crapping on him this time."

"We now go live to Violence Channel correspondent Formica Davis at the extreme court with highlights on today's trial."

"Thank you, Velveeta."


"Let's bring out our criminal!  He ruined the country by putting toilet water on crops!  He cost millions of people their jobs!  Let's get ready to rehabilitate Not Sure!"


"What about that nuc-c-c-c-clear reactor in Florida?  It's leaking."

"Maybe we should put toilet water on it."


Readers: who is the real Secretary Not Sure?  A very ordinary person that appears to be smart because of the stupidity of the average American.  The one who will bring a cure for acne, the dust bowl and car sickness.  Simple.  How about the GAPS diet, Back to Eden gardening and wood gasification?  How about Wayne Keith from  He gets 5200 miles/cord in his trucks, and it's renewable.  Don't trust Michio Kaku who hates independence and 'appropriate technology,' because the original natural solar battery is a piece of wood. 


Friday, March 20, 2015

Vitamin C depletes copper

Since I recommend lactofermented vegetables and consider sauerkraut that has not been heat-treated to be the number one anti-scurvy food (historically there were three that I know of: citrus fruits, sauerkraut/Kosher dills, sprouted mung beans), you, the readers, should know that vitamin C depletes one very important mineral very speedily...copper!  While there are many different copper supplements available today, there is no better presenter on the subject than Dr. Joel Wallach.  He might say, with an increasingly rapid pace, "if you have hemorrhoids, wrinkles, crow's feet, things that sag, varicose veins, white gray or silver hair chances are you have a copper deficiency and have aneurysms developing in your body.  Now if you don't want to diet of something a turkey wouldn't die from you're gonna have to supplement.  Albert Einstein was a really smart guy but he wasn't smart enough to save himself from dying of a ruptured aortic aneurysm, a preventable copper deficiency disease! Hooah!"

Two sources of copper can be recommended for you by myself:

- colloidal cooper (be certain that you are getting plenty of zinc in the diet or supplementing with zinc)
- copper from a Back to Eden garden (I haven't got any soil test results for that mineral but I suspect it will be substantially better than in tilled soil) (I do know that zinc is much higher in a garden grown in deep compost with no tilling)


Traditional preparation of brown rice and quinoa

Hello, readers.

A lot of people today use brown rice as a staple.

A pseudocereal named quinoa is increasingly popular in the United States!  Quinoa, though it is known to stimulate the flow of breastmilk, is particularly high in antinutrients.  Warning: many people have gut and psychology syndrome or GAPS syndrome (leaky gut plus a resultant river of toxins and inflammation) today and are unable to digest the foods that are discussed here.  The GAPS nutritional protocol from Dr. Natasha Campbell-McBride's book Gut and Psychology Syndrome can heal and seal the gut lining, reversing leaky gut.  Even schizophrenia can be reversed on this diet; patients that have been labeled "psychotic" (remember, I don't believe in the DSM, the psychiatric establishment, their drugs or their treatments) can temporarily use a very intensive version of the GAPS diet that eliminates all plant foods (yes, for a while it eliminates all plant foods!) to heal their illness. 

I am aware that most people don't read today (and to a great degree I include myself in that statement), but I have two very excellent articles to recommend to you.  The first article, about phytic acid, has some great information about preparing quinoa.  The second one has information about preparing brown rice.

1.  "Living with Phytic Acid: Preparing Grains, Nuts, Seeds and Beans for Maximum Nutrition" by Ramiel Nagel on the Weston A. Price Foundation website.  Please read the whole article -

In case you didn't read the article, here I have pasted a table relevant to quinoa preparation:

Cooked for 25 minutes at 212 degrees F 15-20 percent
Soaked for 12-14 hours at 68 degrees F, then cooked 60-77 percent
Fermented with whey 16-18 hours at 86 degrees F, then cooked 82-88 percent
Soaked 12-14 hours, germinated 30 hours, lacto-fermented 16-18 hours, then cooked at 212 degrees F for 25 minutes 97-98 percent

 I am not certain if this is the best way of preparing quinoa.  I just know it reduces phytic acid the most.  Phytic acid content is only one way of measuring the antinutrient load that grains nuts seeds and beans have in your diet.  Quinoa has pant toxins that are specific to itself and no other grain.  What if this preparation method doesn't remove plant toxins that are unique to quinoa and another method is better or could be added to the one in the table above?  However, because of its mineral-blocking effect, there can be no denying that for pregnant or nursing mothers, for sick people, for anyone with tooth decay or for anyone with no specific health concerns or health problems, phytic acid is very important.

2.  An April 4th 2009 article by Stephan Guyenet "A New Way to Soak Brown Rice," available here:  It references a 2008 journal paper "Effects of soaking, germination and fermentation on phytic acid, total and in vitro soluble zinc in brown rice." 

This is old information for some.  For me it was a big deal. The idea is to employ phytase-secreting bacteria that you have "enriched through successive soakings" of the brown rice, and importantly, the use of raw liquid whey from yogurt recommended in Nourishing Traditions is not as effective at removing the antinutrient mineral chelating tooth decay-promoting phytic acid.

In case you didn't read the paper at Whole Health Source (I hope you did), here are the instructions for preparing brown rice:

"...they fermented intact brown rice rather than grinding it. This wasn't clear from the description in the methods section but I confirmed it by e-mail with the lead author Dr. Jianfen Liang. She added that the procedure comes from a traditional Chinese recipe for rice noodles. The method they used is very simple:
  1. Soak brown rice in dechlorinated water for 24 hours at room temperature without changing the water. Reserve 10% of the soaking liquid (should keep for a long time in the fridge). Discard the rest of the soaking liquid; cook the rice in fresh water.
  2. The next time you make brown rice, use the same procedure as above, but add the soaking liquid you reserved from the last batch to the rest of the soaking water.
  3. Repeat the cycle. The process will gradually improve until 96% or more of the phytic acid is degraded at 24 hours.
This process probably depends on two factors: fermentation acidifies the soaking medium, which activates the phytase (phytic acid-degrading enzyme) already present in the rice; and it also cultivates microorganisms that produce their own phytase. I would guess the latter factor is the more important one, because brown rice doesn't contain much phytase.
You can probably use the same liquid to soak other grains."

It is important to highlight that Guyenet answers a commenter:

"This method is probably more effective at breaking down phytic acid than using whey. From what I've read, yogurt bacteria don't produce phytase. So using whey probably isn't much different from using lemon juice or vinegar. It probably helps (because grain phytase is maximally active around pH 5), but not as much as soaking with phytase-secreting bacteria that you've enriched through successive soakings."

I hope this soaking method for brown rice, popularized by Guyenet, will be effective for wild rice!

Earlier on this poorly organized website I suggested the Nourishing Traditions method of preparing beans using raw liquid whey as a lactic acid bacteria starter.  I wonder if the non-whey process for brown rice from Guyenet's website or something very similar will prove to be a better technique for removing antinutrients from beans than the whey method that is so well-known to WAPF devotees.

Readers: don't forget to eat grains with gelatinous bone broth or to cook them in broth.  Don't forget to eat them with unprocessed salt and with raw dairy foods like raw cheese, raw butter or raw cream.  Eat plenty of fermented vegetables like sauerkraut, Kosher dills and kimchi that have not been heat treated.

Here are some relevant excerpts from page 466 of Nourishing Traditions by Sally Fallon:

"Rice is the staple food for peoples of the Orient.  The Japanese and Chinese consume over 100 pounds of rice per person per year, while Americans eat less than 10 pounds  Macrobiotic enthusiasts consider rice the most perfect grain, in which the yin and yang energies are in equilibrium.  But the Westerner should not necessarily adopt Oriental rice-eating habits.  Asians have larger pancreas and salivary glands in proportion to body weight than Westerners, and these traits make them ideally suited to a grain-based diet.  The Westerner who adopts a strict macrobiotic or Oriental diet, with rice at every meal, may develop serious health problems...What about the accusation that 'all brown rice is rancid?'  Tests indicate that airtight packaging will protect rice from developing free radicals and off flavors.  So buy brown rice in airtight containers or packages, not loose rice from bins."  - SWF


Thursday, March 19, 2015

PVC danger

Hello, readers.  I am not sure if I can recommend this book, however I have to talk about it here!

Dancing Cats, Silent Canaries by David Davis, MD, is on my reading list.

He says that PVC is "one of the biggest mistakes of the 20th century" and so I think it is important for you all to know about a plastic that is very commonly, you might even say universally, used for transporting water. 

The Romans were known for insanity induced by lead poisoning from their aqueducts.  Dr. Davis holds that arsenic, antimony and lead are released from PVC when water goes through it.  For this reason I think most well water is possibly not safe (well casings are usually PVC).

You may be interested in the following video (10:49) that introduces Dr. Davis and the subjects of his book:

My guts churn when I think about the glue that holds PVC plumbing together.  Maybe it is not as toxic as my instinct tells me.  But, regardless of the adhesive, the PVC itself is obviously not safe.  Cribs, car seats, mattresses and other household products are also unsafe because they are made from PVC! 

Remember: mattresses are also unsafe because of the springs that act as antennae and conduct EMF pollution.


Thursday, March 12, 2015

"Marijuana and the Bible" articles not ready for children

Hello, readers.

I don't believe my previous interpretations of cannabis-related Bible verses are realistic.

I think there is one book after another in the Old Testament that seems like it speaks against marijuana use.  Obadiah is an example.  Also, "the dogs, idolaters and sorcerers" mentioned at the end of Revelation could be interpreted to mean pot-heads.

For me, it is a question of whether all marijuana use is "sorcery" or just when it is overused.  The "dead flies" of the "apothecary" verse could refer to the smell of burned marijuana.  

I consider myself to be wicked and corruptible.  Please do not think of me as an authority.


Thursday, February 19, 2015

Dr. Wallach recommends swallowing pill camera to avoid puncture and death from colonoscopic exams

Listen here:

I also recommend that people should get over their testing anxiety.  95% of the time, Americans are doing too much "scientific" lab work, testing, scanning, screening and examinatons.  I'm not the only one who feels this way.  Dr. Doug McGuff, an emergency room physician who wrote the book Body by Science and improved on the SuperSlow method of resistance training, agrees that much of the testing Americans subject themselves to is unnecessary.  Sally Fallon, president of the Weston A. Price Foundation, one of the most important true (living) food authorities, says that cholesterol testing is "a complete waste of time and money" and that she has "never been tested."  I think this is a good example for us to follow since cholesterol shouldn't really be considered high until it is around 1000.  300 is not high cholesterol.  350 is not high cholesterol.  500 is not high cholesterol.  Perhaps 1000 is high cholesterol.  Of course if you think you're at high risk for heart disease there are other tests you could get that might not be totally worthless.  C-reactive protein (CRP) testing is fine, and one example of a test that wouldn't be completely worthless.

Thanks for reading.

Coconut oil uncertainty

Hello, readers.  Trying to wear three different nutritional blackbelts at the same time is not easy.  I certainly do not feel that this website is ready for children.  Because I will soon I will have an article on the subject of amyloidosis, and because of the coconut oil issue, I have been thinking a lot lately about coconut oil and olive oil.

Dr. Joel Wallach says that he doesn't recommend coconut oil because it killed all the cystic fibrosis kids back in the 70s when their pediatricians wanted to put weight on them with coconut oil.

Here I ask: what happened with that coconut oil?  Was is processed in some unusual way?  Was it very, very old?

Right before the death of oil chemist Mary Enig (author of Know Your Fats) I started feeling like it would be important to get her, Sally Fallon and Dr. Joel Wallach in a three-way interview together so they could talk about coconut oil.  Well,  it looks like I waited too long.

One thing Dr. Wallach never talks about is olive oil fraud.  The Weston A. Price Foundation is really one of the only reasons I know about olive oil fraud.  He should be warning his patients about olive oil fraud; instead he just tells them "don't eat any oils of any kind" - a disempowering recommendation.  I'm glad that Wallach's student Dr. Peter Glidden has highlighted the Sardinian variable aspect of olive oil (and widespread Mediterranean comtempt for its use, including the term "greaser") and its weight-gain properties compared with highly saturated fats.  I just wish Glidden and Wallach would tell their patients why they have made a blanket recommendation to completely avoid all oils.  I say: educate the public enough that they are ready for lipid biochemistry - don't just tell them "oils are banned" without enough explanation.  The Weston A. Price Foundation shopping guide recommends some olive oils that should be genuine and adulterant-free (most "extra virgin" olive oil and other forms of olive oil at the grocery store has been "cut" with deodorized vegetable oils and is certifiably a free radical bomb).  I recommend using olive oil sparingly, yet how could it be possible to make homemade mayonnaise without olive oil, or egg yolks?  Store-bought mayonnaise is deadly!  But that doesn't mean you should exclude homemade WAPF-compliant mayonnaise from your cooking.  Add a little onion powder and you have healthy, homemade ranch dressing.

So do you need to grow and press your own olives and coconuts at home in order to get fresh enough oil?  I don't know, readers.  But I still believe it would be a good idea to get Sally Fallon and Joel Wallach together for an interview.  They do agree on so very much, and we all know Dr. Wallach needs some retinol (true vitamin A, the animal form of vitamin A, NOT beta carotene) for his giant eyeglasses!

Dr. Wallach's interview below (at around 24 minutes) includes a discussion of the death of the cystic fibrosis kids (on coconut oil) in the 1970s.  It's the most detailed discussion that I have found from Dr. Wallach on coconut oil.

Wednesday, February 18, 2015

Dr. Wallach's recommendations for scoliosis

Between about 13:00 and 20:00 in the following audio recording, Dr. Wallach helps a caller asking about scoliosis.

(this is from the Dead Doctors Don't Lie radio show, 12/2/2014)

Dr. Wallach recommends a gluten-free diet (no wheat barley rye or oats) plus 1 healthy bone and joint pack, 2 selenium twice a day, 2 Imortalium twice a day to help promote stem cells, and recommends using an inversion table/inversion board for the health of the spine, working up to 10 mins vertical time 2 or 2 times per day over the course of 4-6 months.

Personally, I would also recommend that they learn everything about the Weston A. Price Foundation and the GAPS diet, and to use their nutritional principles including traditionally fermented cod liver oil, lots of butter, whole raw dairy like raw milk cream and butter (or at least some the grass-fed raw butter oil from Green Pasture to harden the teeth), lots of gelatinous broth and egg yolks (you don't need to buy gelatin supplements like Gluco-gel if you make your own broth).  I also recommend avoiding all fluoride toothpaste!  If you want to promote good dental health, teach these scoliosis victims about the book Cure Tooth Decay by Ramiel Nagel - have them read that book or watch his presentations.  Don't forget to eat plenty of lactofermented vegetables!  Kosher dill pickles, sauerkraut and kim chi are excellent foods for enhancing digestion and supercharging mineral absorption.

Note: Dr. Wallach recommend avoiding all rods in scoliosis surgery because that would "doom them for the rest of their adult life".  He said to wait 4-6 months before doing a surgery.  I recommend waiting a lot longer, you see, Dr. Wallach is a little myopic here.  It took me 4 years to actually start taking the fermented cod liver oil, after someone had recommended it to me.  And my joints are thanking me, my eyesight is improving.  I think Dr. Wallach could get a lighter prescription on his glasses if he took the cod liver oil, and I know that he should be recommending it (along with raw butter) for scoliosis victims.

Dr. Weston Price said it is possible to starve for minerals that are abundant in the foods eaten without an adequate quantity of the fat-soluble activators.  Dr. Wallach should be helping his patients maximize their absorption of minerals with WAPF nutritional principles and the GAPS diet, and should be warning his patients about the dangers of fluoride.


Monday, February 16, 2015

Don't you know what cologne is for, losers?

Hi there, "readers," you "hapless pack of unimaginative turds":

(thanks to The Kids in the Hall for your above perfected insult)

For those of you that don't have a sense of smell, I'll need to hold you by the hand and explain it like you're a baby, because you're not even as good as a dog!  In the previous article, I explained to you that live in the United States that you are not lucky, elite or privileged because you have braces!
(by the way, all of you, pathetic or not, should learn about the Farm to Consumer Legal Defense Fund and the Homeschool Legal Defense Fund)

Some among you have said,  "I have two X chromosomes, I can get away with anything.  I can be a hard-vaccinated schoolteacher or nurse and not be a pussy like this effeminate male, John.  He's just a pussy, that's all.  It's all in his head and he must be imagining the migraine headaches into being."

Some among you have said, "He says he figured out the reason for his illness.  I will ignore.  Ignorance will be my strength.  My power is in my prestigious degree and my superior, non-wimpy X chromosomes."

Some among you have said, "Oh, I'm better and I can inhale the trick candles and chow down on the wax that splatters the vegetable oil birthday cake.  I don't care about omega-6 polyunsaturated fatty acids in the vegetable oil death frosting causing psychotic reactions in the people at the birthday party, I have no paranoia.  My strength is in my infinite naivety and I will ignore John's pansy warnings forever.  He must have a bad attitude or must have psyched himself into believing he was "allergic.""

There are those among you that have said, "Oh, people who think they have a bad vaccine reaction like John should be put down, because I trust eugenics, socialized medicine and Obamacare will eliminate the undesirables over time.  Everyone should be vaccinated as hard as possible and anyone who doesn't respond well should be euthanized and/or sterilized.  Migraine headaches - that must be genetic, so therefore in my wisdom I declare that John should not reproduce.  And if my disobedient boobs develop capitalistic tendencies instead of leaning towards socialism, then, like Hollywood genetic fatalist Angelina Jolie I'll cut them off!"

Well, you might think you can get away with vaccinating yourself half to death and pretending you aren't injured.  Why don't you get your glutathione levels tested, and then test mine, you fool?  Do you think that might be interesting?

Or are you going to be a domineering bitch of a woman forever, eternally pretending that you have the upper ground because you can suffer a Swine Flu vaccine without the daily migraines that I have?

You, too, are vaccine-injured.  You're mentally retarded, you arrogant Western student!  Did you think you could get away with porking, goating, cocking your own arm with a meningicoccal vaccine?  You're not as smart or as "first world" as you thought you were.  Dyslexia, a vaccine injury and the result of the look-see method of reading-schooling, is really just such a small thing compared to your learning disabilities.  In your infinite unwisdom, your complete lack of paranoia, will you then say "I have no flaw"?  Will you condemn me for wanting my colors to be a little brighter (literally) when I vaporize marijuana, you who are blind to evil?  I would rather be color blind, in prison, in pain, starving and twenty - no, make it thirty - pounds lighter than be evil-blind as you are!

There are those among you that have said, "Ignore him.  Let's do some Portland Subaru compassionate Buddhist negativity cleansing and forget that "negative Nancy!""

(Truly you know you're on the right track when everyone says, that will never work, John, out of one corner of their mouth then secretly adopts your information.)  You dead-souled gang of shadow-skulkers!

There are those among you that have said, "I am too holy.  I will never consult with you."

Yet Hezekiah consulted with Isaiah.  And you are too holy!  GUTS-PUKE!

For this reason, I will never be your friend, even if you and I should have something to commiserate about.

You have even said, "I will ignore the research of Dr. Russell Blaylock that shows a 7-14 fold increase in autism and schizophrenia for vaccinated pregnant women" (the same is true for women that have other immune disruption such as a virus like the flu during pregnancy).  You said, "I will follow the broad road that leads to destruction and ignore all of John's warnings because he must be too sensitive/a pansy."

For this reason I will never respect you and I regard you as untrustworthy and your opinions as worthless.

Now, as for colognes, they are easy to explain.  I believe that it will be very well-proven that colognes are excitotoxins.  I wonder what Dr. Russell Blaylock would say about my idea, that colognes are "excitotoxins: the smell that kills."

"Kills?" you pitiful, reflexive skeptics might say.

Yes, kills.  I believe firmly that it is only a matter of time before studies are done, or already completed studies are found, that show colognes killing monkeys due to inducing seizures.

Here's what it boils down to:

Colognes are all about sadism - people get away with whatever they can.  They are all about Jesus-repellent.  Colognes are all about demons (demon-possessed individuals wear cologne, duh!!!).  And they are all about opening the blood-brain barrier.  Laundry detergents are no different, even some that are labelled "hypo-allergenic".   "Hypo-allergenic" on the label just means that it can slip below the radar for a while, for some people, before it causes painful reactions for individuals with multiple chemical sensitivity. 

I've had enough pigstickers, flying pigs and pork shoulders (just one) to know exactly what happened to me, and in the off-chance that someone that is not totally worthless reads this website, just maybe the worthwhile information can reach worthwhile individuals.

There is a reason why that horrible death-lady from your "church" wears so much perfume.  She is trying to keep Jesus at bay/away with any means necessary.  And Muslims who pray to Satan five times per day (thinking they're praying to Allah), very many of them, if you haven't noticed, drench themselves in chemicals even more than nose-less old stinking American death-ladies from church.

Demon-possessed individuals are the people who usually wear the most cologne.  These cockroaches don't get overtly sick from the chemical poison they breathe all day, but it hurts their brain in subtle ways even if they live in denial of this objective fact.  At my school, a kid called The DragonMaster actually annointed me with cologne one day because he knew that I am sensitive to artificial fragrances.   He also was a kicker.  He'd kick me in the shins with his steel-toed boots while walking by in the hallway.  Both are examples of minor sadistic behavior that he felt he could get away with. 

These cologne- and perfume-spraying losers also want to be remembered, that is, they are attention whores.  They aren't very interesting people, so they resort to chemical weapons for creating a strong memory.  In fact, smells are the longest-lasting memories (but most of you losers probably didn't know that, and can't smell.)

And I know that there are those among you who can't take an insult, and you have said,  "Aha, aha!  He spouts great rudeness!  Now we will declare him a racist and slander him in the mainstream media!"

But you will not be successful in that effort!

Yes, even these pathetic Americans, who will believe anything, will not be so gulled into thinking that I am a racist or some other reviled thing of your invention.  Any they will laugh at you if you tell them I'm a "racist against people that can't smell" or an anosmia discriminator or something foolish like that.  So why don't you just try and slander me, coward!  Bring it on!  Come at me, bitch! 

Yes, I am discriminating.  I have a discerning and discriminating mind.

Why so angry, John? you might ask.

I've had seemingly-sincere people, people who act like they are honest, write to me, "I don't agree with what you wrote in your Dr. Joel Wallach article, I wrote a response to your Dr. Joel Wallach article" only for them to never produce such a response.  These are people that I know are well-accepted in public as being "moral" "genuine" "caring" or whatever!  

I've had the same people tell me, "Oh, you wrote on your website that the Amish don't have autism or asthma but I heard they have a lot of genetic disorders."  (the implication of that quote is that something I wrote must be incorrect, yet of course their own sentence is a contradiction)  Well, fools, autism is not a genetic disorder, and neither is asthma - they are both vaccine-injury.  Certainly, the Amish are known to suffer from so-called "genetic disorders" and I do believe that there is a conspiracy to make them sick, yes.  These disorders are distinct from austism, asthma or other problems.

I will not reveal names but there are people you foolishly trust who are waiting in the shadows, hoping desperately that I "mess up" somehow.  These individuals will pounce on me if I make even the slightest factual error, and pretend that something like that invalidates my whole argument.  Like my father, they would prefer that I live, am seen and am treated as an invalid or otherwise less-than-valid.  Like my father, they would rather see me crippled (literally and honestly, my father is one that wants me to be mechanically crippled (as in my legs not working) beyond the daily migraines I have now).

I'm calling you fools (you are) and pathetic (you are SO pathetic) because I know I am in the crosshairs, and I'm tired of people gunning for me.

The controllers want to make an example out of me.  They pathologize every normal human emotion so that their social engineering goals move forward.  Knowing that I am being gunned for, that in itself is surely one of their "disorders," because they are selectively breeding the trait of paranoia out of Americas, that's for sure.  If none of you care to have any emotions whatsoever, if you want me to be the lone voice, and the only one who risks anything, well, I guess that is your choice, cowards.  I snap my teeth at you, I bite my thumb and I do flip you the only bird you deserve [bird].  You are dishonorable and dishonored.  But you, too, have a responsibility for stretching the limit of what is considered normal and acceptable.  If you abdicate that responsibility in favor of "only ever be nice, all the time" I will puke in your face!  It makes it easier for me to get picked off, you worthless losers, when you give me zero support!  Don't you know the love-gov wants to imprison me before my time?  Don't you know there are scores of professional false witnesses waiting for the opportunity to slander me?  The more you say, "You are no big deal, I shall ignore" the easier it would be for the Army Human Hibernation Experiment to go forward as planned.  I doubt the validity of your souls.  Don't you know that you are the idiots of the Brawndo nation, and I am the frozen, normal-thinking man who can cure "the dust bowl, acne and car sickness?"

Or do you not care, you vile reflexive skeptics?  Do you not know that I am, single-handedly - alone and without help or a movie-reviewing partner - the anomalous, singular, legendary movie reviewer Eggbert and Raper?  I puke you!  I puke you!

Another time, we'll have to talk about what artificial fragrances are actually made of.


- John

"Look at you, you human crapholders!  Wrinkled faces wolfin' down wrinkled croolers.  Sittin' there, waitin' for the doughnuts to turn day-old!  You're losers!  Losers!  Go home, go home to your hot plates and your dying cats!  You're all hamsters on a treadmill, running, using oxygen, giving back nothing! If I were you I would-"

"Hey, hey, hey!  You'd better stop, before you say something you regret."

"Okay, yeah, you're right."


Wednesday, January 28, 2015

WAPF nutritional principles and natural trumpet playing

Hello, readers.  I have a great abundance of ideas.  Let's go over one of them quickly so that I don't forget about it when I'm publishing a lot of other articles that are more important.

When I sustained neurological injury from the swine flu vaccine in late 2009, I immediately developed migraines twice per week and altitude intolerance and poor appetite.  The headaches gradually got worse until they were all day every day, and I now have almost zero natural appetite.  I can't play the trumpet now - I am far too disabled.  On a good day, using plenty of ginger and cannabis-infused butter and vaporized marijuana, and while using lots of healthy WAPF foods such as broth and soft egg yolks and butter and raw yogurt and Kosher dill pickles - on a really good day I think I can do about 5% of what I was physically capable of when I was age 14.  I guess you could measure that in wheelbarrow loads some other measurement, but the idea here is that with a lot of herbal medicines and real WAPF food I can only get to about 5% of my previous physical output.  So, I really, truly am not exaggerating when I tell you that I can't play the trumpet anymore.  But I can write about playing the trumpet.

Braces are the worst nightmare of any young trumpet player.  I had them for several years so I know firsthand!

However, braces are not really a status symbol - a desirable luxury enjoyed only by the rich - nor are they a "necessary evil" as some people believe.  Dental deformities are euphemistically referred to in modern days as "crowded and crooked teeth."  Instead of acknowledging the obvious problem - malnutrition - today's adults have instead leaned, for their own children, on techno-glitzy solutions similar to those medical treatments the Baby Boomer generation mistakenly thought could end cancer and other diseases. 

However, as decades have gone by American bodies have piled up as proof that the custom of administration of deadly substances branded as medicines ("chemotherapy") has not ended the scourge of cancer.  Radiation, another carcinogenic treatment has not ended cancer.  And surgery - a treatment that is regarded as successful if it prevents the spread of cancer - is the only treatment in mainstream oncology with any appearance of credibility.  Yet we must remember that surgery, though it will likely be regarded as the least barbaric and insane of the three accepted allopathic cancer treatment, will still be regarded as barbaric in the minds of any sane future humans that may or may not exist. That is the only sane thing to believe, for the truth is that you can't cut metabolic derangement out of the body and also because lacking an organ is regarded as "no side effect at all" in the world of surgery.  In other words, a lot of American men submit to have their prostates removed when they would be better off doing their own research about preventing and reversing cancer with real food and herbal medicines.  Then, many of these same people forget that not having a prostate is actually a side effect or undesirable consequence.  If Americans knew about all of the cancer viruses in the vaccines, there would be an outcry against our rogue government.  But long before there was ever a serious effort to undermine American health on the part of its own government, cancer existed in non-epidemic proportions.  In those days, cancer was simply the result of underlying metabolic derangement.  There were herbal tumor cures available - cannabis indica tincture was frequently used in the United States.  (in recent years Nova Scotia resident Rick Simpson has repopularized the antitumor effects of that herb using a form of cannabis essential oil)  But in the days before the polio vaccine, in the late 1800s and early 1900s, cancer as still best treated with food.  The same is true in modern days.  Foods and herbs and more powerful/effective than drugs, and they are also cheaper and usually nontoxic.  Every drug, if you could personify a drug, wishes that it could be an herb.  And every herb wishes that it could be real food.

Reading the book A Scanner Darkly made me realize how far the surveillance technology and the War on Drugs have gone.  It made me realize that we really need to abolish the War on Drugs - to declare an end to it as an American people.  As I implied in the above paragraph, we should also declare an end to the War on Cancer.  Our government has proven repeatedly that any time it declares a war on something, it will create a lot more of that something by funding both sides of the conflict.  I also think we should declare an end to the War on Terrorism, because we are so dangerously close to having all the good people falsely named terrorists and rounded up!  The drone technology of the War on Terror has started to come home - I believe if we don't stop the War on Terror now, it will be too late.

Next, I believe that America's approach to dental health has been far too bellicose.  We have submitted our children to the care of poorly informed dentists who poison the children with fluoride and give them spotted teeth!  May the brains kidneys and skeletons of these children be resilient until they learn to avoid poison!!  At a later age, today's mothers and fathers submit their children to the care of an orthodontist, believing that if they don't shell out 7000.00 USD for a treatment that "must" be enjoyed by elites, they are unfit parents.  And some of you naive ones reading this still believe America is the "first world"!  Maybe in the future, braces as a custom will be regarded as similar to foot-binding.

We need to end our War on Dental Health!  As the War on Cancer has proven, no amount of poison, no amount of "Big Bad Chemo" will evict cancer from the human body.  No amount of fluoride poisoning and dental fluorosis, no amount of forceful prying, torque and mechanical tension will restore a human mouth to health after the ravages of dental deformities.

You with your smartphones and shiny toys think you are near to Mount Olympus, close to the gods!  But SmartMeters, smartcars, smartphones, and all of the microphoned, microchipped, Android OS-enabled rice cookers dishwashers and refrigerators are for your enslavement.  And the braces are a mark of that enslavement, a sign of dental and skeletal compromise and of your stunted IQ, a sign of your objectively lower level of biological attractiveness, not a status symbol! 

In her excellent video presentation "Nourishing Traditional Diets," available here, WAPF president Sally Fallon talks about the skeletal compromise that is obvious in our youngsters today, and the improved skeletal dental and mental health that may be enjoyed by those on a healthy traditional diet.  Glasses, braces, wisdom tooth extraction, narrow face leading to poor development of the master glands of the head (pituitary, pineal, hypothalamus), and narrow hips leading to especially difficult childbirth - these are all avoidable with proper diet.

A common myth that is promoted today by change agents (to learn more about change agents see the work of Charlotte Iserbyt) and even found in children's books, is that humans are "evolving" to a species without a nose, with a great big egg-head with a narrow face.  Sorry, readers, but the ones who promote that idea are either deceivers or are themselves deceived.  The trend of human faces moving in that direction is obvious, but it is because of the lowfat prudent Puritan diet our genocidal government has recommended, and it is the result of malnutrition, not an improvement.  Sunken-in faces are the result of skeletal compromise, not the result of a supposedly technologically advanced hyperintelligent being divorcing itself from the natural world, moving in the direction of what Joel Salatin would call a "Star Trek nirvana"!

Dr. Toni Bark's Israel cat teeth dissolving episode is proof that, at least in animal subjects, our love-gov knows how to vaccinate to dissolve teeth.

Who is to say if all of my WAPF knowledge and knowing Ramiel Nagel's protocol from Cure Tooth Decay would be enough to withstand such an attack if it were ever carried out on humans.  But I do know that a war-like approach to dental health is certain to fail miserably.

And so when it comes to trumpet playing, y'all should know that there are some natural trumpet players out there.  We've all seen them.  They have a brilliant glorious sound without any effort, they hit the high notes with ease, and they don't seem to break down under pressure.  Well, there is no longer any reason to be jealous or to wonder "why can't I be like that?"  For many of the natural trumpet players out there, the actual shape of their jaw, the size of the palate, where the teeth meet (underbites, overbites, etc.) - that is, actual physical characteristics that can't be changed with food once they've reached adulthood are a huge reason for their exceptional (and relatively effortless) trumpet playing. 

In other words, a lot of you that have struggled for years and years never having fun with the trumpet (as I did) were just, in large part, struggling with dental deformities.

Now, that is not to say that if you take a human with a perfectly developed palate and jaw, naturally straight teeth and no need for glasses braces or wisdom tooth extraction that happens to also be tone deaf, that they will do a great job playing the trumpet.  But I do think such an individual would be able to have better sound production than me with little or no work.  However, I know that there is some rumor that I might be's a good thing I put down that trumpet!

Thank you for reading,



Wednesday, January 14, 2015

AMR microwave radiation device installation, microwave expert video (part 1 and part 2)

WiFi is a sterilant!  Obviously, it should not be in schools.

Next, microwave devices can be and are weaponized!  SmartMeters and AMR readers that operate at the 900 MHz frequency are hazardous for people and animals, retard plant growth, damage DNA and mitochondrial DNA, microwaves can be directed into the head to cause a person to "mess up" in their behavior, cause headaches, fatigue, nausea, rupture red blood cells, and more.

Anyone out there who starts buying garden seeds, in my opinion, is likelier to be targeted for irradiation (and microwave-emitting meters) than the average person.  I believe that there is very likely already a serious problem with irradiation and damage of garden seeds that travel through the postal service.


Hi there, readers.  On 1/13/2015, two months after I moved to this location, I awoke to hear a bang-bang-bang-bang-bang-bang-bang-bang-bang! as the power company employee pried and worked to get the analog meter off the wall.

The New World Order crowd is pathetic, my readers.  "we don't know what else to do, so just ramp up the microwave attacks on John's head" seems to be the strategy of the week.


(I know the reason why this is happening at this time specifically, readers.  It's because I am a political dissenter.)

Some of you might not get it.  Some of you - may God bless you with some healthy paranoia neurons - who assume that cordless phones are safe, might not understand why I know it is not good for my health to get bombarded with radiation at the 900 MHz frequency.  I'm sorry for you!  Others who are more open-minded - you might be interested to read the book The Petkau Effect by Ralph Graeub and its references, because he says that there is a resonance in the human head cavity at the 900 MHz frequency.  As someone with multiple chemical sensitivity, with constant migraine headaches all day every day, and as someone who knows that people with chemical sensitivity also have electrical sensitivity, I became interested in knowing that there is a resonance at 900 MHz in the human head cavity.  To me, that is very important.


Continuing the story of 1/13:

After he had already pried the analog meter off the wall, the power company employee told me he needed to run a test on the analog meter to verify that it was not giving inaccurate readings.

He told me that the meter needed to be reading between 98% and 102% of the real power consumption and said my meter was at 97% and had to be replaced.

I was also given some papers dealing with the RF output of smart meters, AMR meters and discussing the other two types of older style meters, digital and analog.  Their power company paperwork even referenced the website and a radiation blocking headband product.

Honestly, I think I need to buy a Faraday cage to go around my bed so that I can sleep in a low-radiation environment!

Anyway, I have an appointment for 8 or 9 AM on 1/14/2015 to have the AMR meter he installed switched out to a supposedly non-communicating, non-emitting, digital meter that will be read by an employee that comes through the back gate as they used to with the analog meter.  I will also request at that time for an accurate replacement analog meter to be specially installed at my place instead of the supposed "digital non-emitting" meter.  If the power company refuses to restore some type of analog meter, then at that time I will inform their employee and the power company that I will be paying for the installation of an accurate analog meter out of my own pocket. 

Some of you out there might object: "what is so wrong with the digital meter, John?"

Well, the one that supposedly does not emit is PROBABLY okay, but my honest answer is this: I don't know anything about electrical appliances.  I am a layman in that regard.  The power company gave me a graphic explaining, in their terms, the four types of meters: analog, digital non communicating, AMR and SmartMeter.  To my untrained eye, the noncommunicating digital meter looks just like the AMR meter and almost like the SmartMeter.  So if the company installs another AMR meter on 1/14 at 8-9 AM and not a truly "non-communicating" digital meter as they claim they will, I as a layman have no way to verify the meter is non-emitting without buying equipment, learning the trade, hiring experts or other absurd and unnecessary busywork!  I just hope that I can convince the employee to find an old discarded analog meter that tests accurate that he can put on the back wall of this living space.

If you still have an analog meter, don't be fooled: they (at the top) will hit you hard and fast, and they have the element of surprise.  They do not ask permission.  They do not care about health consequences, your eggs or sperm, your children, your garden, your seeds and plants or your life or future.  These people (at the top) are in league with the same people that want the bees to get destroyed and replaced by pesticide-spraying robotic pollinators.  The power company employee installing a device has interest in speed, not talking for hours with you.  More than likely, he just wants to go home, or to move on to the 400 other meters he must switch out.  Usually, the power company employee doesn't want you to be home.  They just want to install the new meter whether or not you are there, and it doesn't matter to them if ou only notice weeks later when you get anemic or you can figure out why your headaches are so bad or you are so nauseated.  More often than not, the power company employee doesn't care about your opinion, though they may feign politeness to a certain degree.  (Some are well-informed, too, and caring, but most of them just want to get the job over with)

Please watch this video, "Barrie Trower at the Open Mind Conference" part 1 and part 2!  Thank you, readers.


Sunday, November 30, 2014

Self-criticism of marijuana article

Hello, readers.

In one of my recent articles I talked about marijuana and the Bible.  You can read it here.

Since I released that hastily-written article, I have felt unsettled.  The magnitude of my own stupidity is more obvious to me with each passing day.  My knowledge of the Bible is actually very small - I should not have published that article without greater consideration and time for weighing.  I should have also included something about "marijuana can easily become an idol" or "I'm still not completely sure if all marijuana use is idolatry/passing seed through the fire to Moloch."  Maybe I should have made a comment about how, used in the wrong way, marijuana can be like "Bohemian Grove for poor people"/Cremation of Care.  It seems to me that I wrote about marijuana in a way that could be described as "sugarcoating," or Biblically as "whitewashing."

I strongly feel that God is profaned by my name being attached to his name, and certainly by my name being attached to this website.  I have been so unnecessarily long-winded and I have been lazy in article construction.  As much as I like to think of myself as a good person or a benefit to humanity, I feel unsettled because I know God is very angry about unrealized potential!

After publishing that article about marijuana and the Bible, there were some Bible passages that jumped out at me, as I read them for the first time.

So here they are:

Ezekiel chapter 13,
Ezekiel 16:59-63,
Ezekiel chapter 19-29, and
Ezekiel chapters 36-39

may be very relevant to the marijuana discussion.

I have no doubt that I will come back later, maybe to delete this entire website and renounce it as I did my MockPod (after watching Back to Eden and hearing Galatians 6:7-9), or maybe to include more Bible verses about marijuana - if I ever come to an agreement with myself about that.  Thank you for reading.